Jokes
Carrot-stump your family and friends
The Easter Bunny loves joking around with his many Easter friends - you can be a funny bunny too, with these jokes:
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
Because it was the chicken’s day off.
Why did the Easter bunny cross the road?
Because he doesn’t have a flying sleigh.
Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
Because it has four rabbit’s feet.
How do bunnies stay in great shape?
Hare-robics
What do you call a rabbit that has shed all its fur?
A hairless hare!
Why is the Easter Bunny’s nose so shiny?
Because his powder puff is on the wrong end.
What do you call ten bunnies marching backward?
A receding hare-line.
Why do bunnies get good grades in math?
Because they multiply like crazy.
Why did the Easter egg hide?
He was a little chicken.
What do you get when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies.
What did the bunny say to the carrot?
It’s been great gnawing you.
How does the Easter bunny keep in touch with his family online?
Ear-mail.
What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote?
One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!
How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?
One. After that the basket won't be empty.
Where did the Easter Bunny go when he got his tail caught on a fence?
To the re-tail store.
Which side of the Easter Bunny has the most fur?
The outside.
Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg any of these jokes?
He might crack up.
Fun and frivolity can flavor your entire day on Easter Sunday - some families love to sit around and share beautiful family stories when they get together, and quite often those stories erupt into laughter and joke telling. If you do this kind of thing often enough, the story and joke telling becomes a part of your family culture, a culture that will nurture your family and intrigue outsiders - not to mention give them a little something to smile about!
